March 2010
1 post
Hey What's The Altitude?
She gave me headphones…Say have you heard this sound?
February 2010
32 posts
Wheeey;
I’m a literary genius AND a “mint shag”
go me
Tom Oatmeal: Flirting! →
How hard is it really to just walk up to a girl and say, “Hi. My name is whatever and what’s your name and I don’t know where my friends went, but yes I have friends – just not right here with me and I came here because I like chicken strips, but they don’t have chicken strips so I didn’t eat…
most guys around town do this shit
Yo Guys There's Some Proper Shit Going Down On...
:’) what a mess.
People that know people are treating a BLOGGING site to argue. THATS funny.
I Want You Bad And Your Bad Romance. →
A guy I’ve always lusted over but never seemed interested…is interested.
After our few drinks we faded…and lately he’s got the lighter back out.
I don’t know why. I Don’t know what he’s after. But I sure as hell wouldn’t mind finding out. Ohhh he makes me weak at the knees. Hes my perfect rock…
Last Night.
A Night of cheap pre drinks and hot, wet, regrettable sex.
Ok,
It’s getting late. I’m going to bed. I have to be up early tomorrow.
Im going to the jewelry quarter <3
Russian Blue.
I’m getting a kittycat. I’m actually childlike excited.
I’ve never had a pet before. And this Russia Blue Kitty is mine as soon as it tuns five weeks old.
I don’t know what to call him yet. I’m thinking. Blue.Vince or Elvis. I can’t decide.
My brother wants to call him King Louis, King Of The Swingers.
You're Trapped Spiderman, Trapped Inside This...
Ed is my Superhero. He always will be. & I was always his. & now he has his girl.
She’s nice. She is. But now hes left me waiting in the rain without him. What am i supposed to do now?
I have an abundance of friends and acquaintances. Im seeing a lot of them this week. But I want my boy back.
You’re trapped Spiderman, trapped inside this enormous bath.
“So Where Have You Guys Been Tonight?”…….”Well Taxi Man,...”
No Easy Way To Make Myself Sound Modest;
After the events of last night. Every guy in Walsall had to come talk, every girl in the toilets had to ask how i get my hair like that, and where was Ed?
Ed went to a party that was shit and had work the next day. Ed wasn’t there to pretend to be my boyfriend as he does everytime we go out. I actually get bored of people talking to me. I go out with my friends, not with them.
Quote:...
Sitting Boy Girl Boy Girl In School Was Always A...
Oooooo I Love sitting next to boys now. Boys are yummy.
satisfaction and prediction are two different...
I Like The Fact You Like What I Post. Because I Automatically Believe That Anyone On Tumblr, Doesn’t Like Much.
And I Like That I Know Nothing About You. Mysterious People Keep Me On My Toes. My Entire Network Of Friends And Relations Are The Ones That You Will Never Work Out.
I Like That. I Like That A Lot.
themidnightboy:
Cherry Cola.
My new infatuation turned up in his old mini and his trilby. With his Lambert & Butler sticking out of his jacket pocket and two already lit in his mouth for me to choose from. He gets out holding a bottle of Cherry Sours, some Sailor Jerrys, and the knowlege he has a whole load of other goodies in his boot. Walks to me, and with one hand pulls me close to him, his hand in the small of my...
Money Honey;
Mr.Charming Charmed Me Again Last Night. Ohhh I Like Him A Lot. What A Guy. What A Guy.
He Kisses Like He Wants To Show Me Off To A World He’s Too Good For. Oh My.
And Happy Valentines To Him. And To GaGa. I’m Sorry You’ve Lost Your Muse.
Angel
Its not quite Buffy is it?
But with the focus on Angel & Cordelia, the makers clearly knew that sex sells. Sarah Michelle-Gellar was never the prettiest of the cast.
Those two are just perfect. Angel can suck on my neck any day.
Campbells Soup
I Would Sell My Soul For Fame. I Know To Expect The Worst But I’m The Perfect Candidate For Wearing A Body Suit And Heels To Go Shopping And Forcing It Into Vogue. Miss Sedgwick You Did It So Well. I’d Give Anything To Be As Superficial As Warhol.
Bandwagon;
Lee Mcqueen popped it today…Not Alexander Mcqueen. Get it right.
It was bound to happen, Jade Goody started a trend..and after a few nobodies, Jacko & Swayze joined in and made death seem like an interesting opportunity for a dry career. It was only a matter of time before the cool old washed up jumped aboard.
Is it rest in peace? Or rest in paparazzi?
New Flat Mate.
Mr.W has let me down because he likes the luxury of home cooked meals and a safe parking space.
I however am getting bored of my dad coming home with Tesco’s own Sweet&Sour ready meals; and my mum coming in and asking why I still live here. I need to move out and cant afford the rent on the flat alone.
I could turn my spare room into a closet? a giant fish tank? a place to hide my sex...
emma watson stay in hogwarts you cant model....
My friend Charile models with her, and couldn’t agree more
(via 1percentmilk)
Redtube.
I love Ed. I love Ed like i’ll never love another man. Hes my best friend. I know that were destined to fall in love and live happily ever after. But until then were both very happy being great friends.
He called me today…
“hey doll face, whatcha doing today?” “hey Eddie baby, not much, fancy doing something later?” “ohh I can’t I’m busy...
“Having Not Smoked In 4 Days Due To Being Broke. The Excitement And Smell Of This...”
Followers,
I’d Quite Like Some. Sarcastic & Witty Ones Though Please. Ones That Would Happily “re-blog” My Words And Rip The Piss Out Of Them If It Was Funny Enough.
Thanks x
Ohh, Dear
I’ve been here a matter of hours. They could claim I’m treating this place like a hotel, I’m rude. I don’t clean up after myself. And I always eat everything I can at the buffet breakfast so I dont need to worry about filling myself for the rest of the day.
…but just a quick question…
Does anyone know why theyre are so many people “blogging”...
Mr.New Guy
It’s my bar. Fuck it, I walk around like I own the place. The people know me. The girls hate me. Its my favorite situation to be in. Envy is the greatest sin. He walked in..every head turned. The music may aswell have stopped it was such a moment. A few heads turn to me;
“Do you know that guy?” “No.” “Are You Sure? You Know A Lot Of People” “Yes....
Intro.
Chapter One I suppose, its a blog. Lets face it, not enough people actually care about what I’m writing. I could write a stream of Fritzel jokes and no one would batt an eyelid. I find that amusing. I can literally explode. I can say what I like. I can shout. I can exclaim and explain. I can state that Bradley from S-Club 7 was clearly never the tough black guy his dad wanted him to be; and...
Hello.
Ive Arrived;
I showed up at Tumblr’s door. With an old suitcase, snow covered boots and fingerless gloves.
“Erm. I’m here about the blog space?”
“Yes, yes of course. You’re perfect. Come in, quick come in! Leave your shoes at the door. You realize there are rules in this establishment?”
“Ummmnn. I already have my own key, thanks. Is this my...